Throwing up 125 Bitcoins every ten minutes really wears down on my throat
Are you still in quarantine? I am a decentralized public ledger, Giovanni, so it's hard to keep a coin like me in lockdown If anyone from the federal government is watching, I'm still waiting on my stimulus check Hi, everyone I'm Giovanni I'm excited to announce that today I'm going to interview Bitcoin from the popular YouTube series "Bitcoin & Friends"
How are you doing, Bitcoin? I'm doing very well, Giovanni Thank you I saw you weren't doing too well lately Did you catch COVID-19? I'm feeling a little under the weather Well, as you may or may not have known, I went to Wuhan recently on a small vacation and although I wasn't tested, I did have a lot of the symptoms, but I quickly recovered
Thanks for asking So are you still in quarantine? Well, as you know, I'm a decentralized public ledger, Giovanni, so it's hard to keep a coin like me in lockdown However, I am being considerate of the elderly and medically complicated, as they say So I'm staying in, I'm doing some yoga, taking it easy, throwing up blocks every 10 minutes and preparing for the big event on May 11th So, as you mentioned, we are very close to one of the most important events in your life – the halving
How are you going to celebrate? Well, Giovanni, all I can say is I can't wait to throw up less Bitcoin Throwing up 125 Bitcoins every ten minutes really wears down on my throat Not to mention 25 Bitcoins And, as we all know, when I first started it was 50
But honestly, I don't even want to think about those days They were dark Yeah, I can imagine It must be a very big strain for you to throw up so many little Bitcoins all the time It was, Giovanni, it was
So do you think your life will change after the halving? Well, I do find it incredibly amusing and fitting that as the inflation of the Bitcoin currency is winding down, it appears the Federal Reserve here in the United States is just winding up, printing trillions upon trillions So I think my halving coinciding with the recent world events is about as poetic as one could ask And I hope it sends a powerful message to the world Also, if anyone from the federal government is watching, I'm still waiting on my stimulus check, so I can convert that paper into Satoshis So if you could look into that, I would appreciate it
Yeah, I hope you get it soon Many of your fans who are counting on you as a safe haven, but during the latest market crash, you kind of led them down crashing with the rest of the market How are you planning to rehabilitate yourself? Well, I have to say, Giovanni, I was disappointed at first, but I don't think we should let a short blip like this get the community down I think this is simply a war of attrition with the centralized currency slowly digging their own graves So there's going to be bumps in the road
But I think all we have to do is zoom out, as they say, and we'll see that we're holding strong Okay, so if you had to send a message to your fans regarding this, what would that be? Zoom out We're doing fine, everyone, just hold on your hatch You're quite a grown up man already Are you still searching for your father? Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves
I'm only 11 years old, Giovanni I still think of myself as a kid And the producers of the show won't let me talk about the show too much as I have an NDA, but let's just say the absence of my father leaves my character to some valuable lessons Talking about your affections So for those who watch the series, you seem to have started getting along with a girl
Her name is Ethereum I can get anyone to fall in love with me, I'm Ethereum, bitch! How are things going between you guys? Well, as I keep teasing, there will be a hot and steamy atomic swap sequence in the near future So stay tuned for that And also, the producers want to stretch for any of the female viewers out there that Ethereum is much more than just a simple love interest In fact, both Ethereum and Litecoin play key
In fact, both Ethereum and Litecoin play key pivotal roles in the development of the ecosystem in season 2 So for those who don't know, there is another episode of your series coming up soon Do we already have a release date? Yes That would be May 10th We're coinciding that with the halving
Oh, nice, nice Looking forward to that And so, moving on to the next question is actually about Litecoin So in the last episode, we saw the appearance of Litecoin for the first time Can you tell us your name? Oh my gosh! Can you give us some little hints on what kind of role is it going to play in the series? Well, as you'll see, Giovanni, Litecoin does get himself into a bit of a pickle in episode 5, which premieres, like I said, May 10th
But as a slight spoiler, he does make it out okay, I promise And in terms of what type of role Litecoin plays in the show, I'm not sure, have you ever seen the film The Godfather, Giovanni? Sure, of course But I guess if I had to compare him to someone, it would have to be Fredo from The Godfather He's a simple coin with a simple mind He has good intentions and we certainly love him very much
Another character in your show, which reminds me of a character from The Godfather I think he's like a villain I'm so sorry Mr Cornhole, but I need a warrant Timothy, I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse
Yes He was heavily inspired by Don Corleone Yes The Godfather has been a big influence on us making the show We like the film references
So now, Bitcoin, the last question would be, how do you see yourself in one year from now? It's a good question, Giovanni Well, I won't make any price predictions, Giovanni But what I will make you is this guarantee I will be producing trustless, secure, immutable peer-to-peer transactions I've been doing that for over 10 years now and I take great pride in what I do And I think the true value of Bitcoin isn't the price of its currency, but the freedom that my blockchain brings
Thank you, Bitcoin That was a cool conversation Thanks for having me, Giovanni You were both a gentleman and a scholar And for those watching, be sure to tune in to episode 5 on May 10th on CrapTube, I-I mean, YouTube and library
tv That's lbrytv Thanks, Giovanni That was Bitcoin from "Bitcoin & Friends"
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